Review – Bigfoot Crank Stomp by Erik WIlliams

Bigfoot Crank Stomp by Erik Williams
My rating: 3 of 5 stars


Bigfoot is real and he’s addicted to meth!

It should have been so easy. Get in, kill everyone, and take all the money and drugs. That was Russell and Mickey’s plan. But the drug den they were raiding in the middle of the woods holds a dark secret chained up in the basement. A beast filled with rage and methamphetamine and tonight it will break loose.

Nothing can stop a sasquatch on a drug-fueled rampage. And before the sun rises, there is going to be a lot of dead cops and junkies.


Bigfoot’s addicted and
has the strength of many men.
If he smells it on you,
he’ll break you in two.
This ten-foot monster
don’t give a fu*k about you.

The police are not smart.
They want to mount his head.
The sheriff is killing people,
like he’s been sniffing instead.
He’s got this guy bent over with a gun at his head.
He’s raping as the deputy’s hold him so they don’t get dead.

A porno movie is getting made,
there’s even a scene of a golden shower.
We don’t need to wait.
They’ll be dead in an hour.

They all need a taste of that crank, that powder.
It’s the Bigfoot Crank Stomp. It’s party hour!

By Nikki (silly I know, but so was the read *cheese*)

An entertaining drug/sex/blood-fest of despicable proportions. To be read when your mind is open to anything.

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