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{Review} Vegan Vampire Vaginas by Wol-vriey

{Review} Vegan Vampire Vaginas by Wol-vrieyby Wol-vriey
Genres: Bizarro
Format: eBook
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Tom has been pulled into a different dimension after a blow-job gone wrong. Tom wakes to this new world with a vagina on his hand, no memory of who he is, wanted for stealing a crap-load of money from the wrong people and having sex with a married woman.

Can Tom get his memory back in order to survive tentacled vaginas, eaters, the king, a crazy dominatrix, and vegan vampires? Will he find out the story of the vagina on his palm?

For some reason I’ve found other Wol-vriey reads to be hard to understand or I just didn’t get them. That’s not the case with this one.

Even with all the extreme-ness of this sex and bodily function-fueled read, the scenarios and situations written within these pages held a story, folks, with an actual honest-to-goodness plot! This is one of a handful of bizarro reads that I’ve read recently that did not appear to be thrown together for gore and grossness’ sake. *Insert Applause*

Don’t get me wrong, this read is offensively improper and I should have worn a condom for my brain, but I survived.  For those that like to push boundaries and have a fascination or obsession with va-jay-jays, give it a go. You might just like it. (That sounded dirty didn’t it? Well, it is a dirty read. *wink*)

An overly imaginative 3 1/2 star read.

About Wol-vriey

Wol-vriey is Nigerian and quite tall.

He currently resides in a state of uneasy stalemate with his threatening-to-thin-beyond-redemption hair, and believes there actually are things that go bump in the night.
Wol-vriey recycles the ridiculous into reasonable reality for the reader.

His WEIRRRD philosophy? WEIRRRD = Warp/Write Everything into Realistic Ridiculous Readable Distorted Dream Dimension Descriptions.

He is the author of The Bizarro Story of I, Chainsaw Cop Corpse, Vegan Zombie Apocalypse, Meat Suitcase, and Boston Posh.

As well as appearing on Bizarro Central and in online e-zines, his WEIRRRD fiction is featured in numerous print compilations, including the Bizarro anthologies The Big Book of Bizarro and Tall Tales with Short Cocks

I have an incurable book addiction and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I will buy a book based on its cover alone. I love promoting authors. I am... the Ultimate Reader.

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