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{Review} Hung Hounds by Donald Armfield

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{Review} Hung Hounds by Donald Armfieldby Donald Armfield
Published by Riot Forge on December 16, 2014
Genres: Bizarro
Pages: 56
Format: eBook
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When earth is attacked by the hung hounds, ravenous trans-dimensional mutts with HUGE penises, it’s left to cool-headed Humphrey (who has no idea what’s going on), the super-sexy and feisty Dawn (who does), a retired porno actor, and a monkey in a wedding dress to save the planet!

Only thing is . . . Glinda, the mermaid queen who has the key to unlock the mystery isn’t letting go of it, unless . .

Imagine this, if you will, you don’t feel so hot and step into the rest room to take care of business. While you were away, the earth has been plagued by demonic hounds. You probably shouldn’t have eaten so many hot wings but it looks like they may have saved your life this time around! So as these hounds are busy eating faces and humping legs (and other things) with their giant doggie parts, you are left stumbling about trying to figure out exactly what the hell happened. Fortunately you soon find a few other misfits and are off on a mission to find a statue and save the world!

This book is most definitely bizarro. I usually have trouble finishing bizarro books because they’re too far out there for me but this one stayed grounded with some fun humor that kept me reading. It was bat shit crazy, kind of gross in parts and a little too heavy on the non-stop action side for my personal taste. There are hounds from another dimension, warty dwarves, a monkey in a wedding dress, mer-people, a man-sized tribble costume and a whole lot more packed in here. There’s no way I can explain the plot and I’m not even going to try. I’ll just say that it’s a very bad idea to wear a tribble costume around a bunch of hung hounds and leave it at that.

About Donald Armfield

Let my mind leak onto the paper. Fueled by coffee that doesn’t keep me awake. When my brain goes into turmoil there is no telling what may come out. Words of sorts, scattered on lines & sometimes making a good story or poem.

Donald lives somewhere in New England, with a wife & four daughters and soon to own a shotgun for the boyfriends to come.

Other published works by Rooster Republic, Dynatox Ministries, James Ward Kirk Fiction, Fireside Press & many more to come.

Riot Forge released my first novella
Hung Hounds. (You need to read this)


Scary books make everything so much better! I've been reading them since I was a wee, weird little thing and grew up with a steady diet of King, Koontz, Barker, and Brite and will read and watch just about anything with a hint of darkness.

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