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{Guest Review} Creamed by Cave Creatures by Chelsea Chaynes

Today we have another visit from Lilyn of Sci-fi and Scary! She’s sharing another review of what we lovingly refer to as “monsterporn”. We hope you enjoy her review and if you feel inspired please feel free to submit your own right here!


Synopsis

Lina had waited four years to enter this cave, and her doctorate depended on it. But the deeper she goes, the scarier it gets, until a horde of cave monsters have their way with her… in the dark. Warning, this graphic and horrifying 5000 word story is for mature audiences only. It contains scenes of cave monster sex, pregnancy, and other scary situations and erotic scenes.

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Lilyn’s Review

I’m so glad I refuse to pay for Monster Porn, as half the book is inevitably just links and excerpts to other stories.

Creamed by the Cave Creatures was probably the first Monster Porn story I was aware of, though I had no desire to read it. Bestiality just doesn’t get me hot and bothered (although tentacles can wind me up, so I’m not sure what’s going on there.) However, when I was on the lookout for my second book for Bark’s Bet, I figured why the hell not? It’s not like I’m intending on rubbing one off to these stories.

So, Creamed by the Cave Creatures felt better written than my previous foray into horror literotica. There was no excessive gulping involved, at least. Instead just a chick who really, really wanted a good fuck and didn’t care if it was a 3-foot-tall, beady-eyed mutant bat thing that could give it to her. It wasn’t exactly what you’d call a quickie, although it was over relatively fast. And it is Creamed by the Cave CREATURES, as this turns into a gang-bang of misshapen proportions.

…AND WHAT THE HELL is it with these stories morphing into weird pregnancy horror stories. Y’all need to get your act together. Monster Porn is all well and good, but how you gonna go and ruin someone’s fun a belly-burster at the end? That’s some freaky doings, right there. End it at the “Thank you, ma’am” for fucks’ sake.

Anyways, not exactly a piece of naughty that inspires you to pull out a coin-operated boy, but at least a little more fulfilling than Seduced by the Symbiote.

Rating: 3/5 There’s only so much a bag over their head can do, even in the dark. And seriously? Enough with the weirdo pregnancy shit!

Source: Kindle Unlimited

Lilyn George

Owner: https://www.scifiandscary.com

Co-Founder: https://www.ladiesofhorrorfiction.com


It’s always a pleasure to have you visit us at Horror After Dark, Lilyn! FWIW, Laurie also reviewed this one too because she clearly has no standards. You can read that horrible review here.

Laurie

Scary books make everything so much better! I've been reading them since I was a wee, weird little thing and grew up with a steady diet of King, Koontz, Barker, and Brite and will read and watch just about anything with a hint of darkness.

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